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Jerry Seinfeld once famously joked about Pop-Tarts. He’s now made a film about the beloved breakfast treat – CNN

  1. Jerry Seinfeld once famously joked about Pop-Tarts. He’s now made a film about the beloved breakfast treat CNN
  2. ‘Unfrosted’ Trailer: Jerry Seinfeld Brings Pop-Tarts’ Origin Story to Life in Netflix Movie Variety
  3. Jerry Seinfeld says ‘horrible’ Hugh Grant was a ‘pain in the ass’ on ‘Unfrosted’ set New York Post
  4. ‘Unfrosted’ Trailer: Jerry Seinfeld, Melissa McCarthy & Jim Gaffigan Race For America’s Toasters In Netflix Pop-Tart Comedy Deadline
  5. ‘Unfrosted’ Trailer: Jerry Seinfeld Roasts the Pop-Tart Saga in Culinary Biopic IndieWire

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‘Family Feud’ contestant who joked about regretting marriage sentenced to life in prison for wife’s murder – 9News.com KUSA

  1. ‘Family Feud’ contestant who joked about regretting marriage sentenced to life in prison for wife’s murder 9News.com KUSA
  2. Ex-‘Family Feud’ contestant Timothy Bliefnick, who mocked his marriage on TV, gets life in prison for killing wife New York Post
  3. Family Feud’s Timothy Bliefnick sentenced to life in prison for killing ex-wife Hindustan Times
  4. Adams Co. prosecutor: “I’ve never seen a crime that was as planned as this one was” WGEM
  5. Timothy Bliefnick who joked on Family Feud that saying ‘I do’ was his biggest mistake sentenced to life in pri Daily Mail

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Pete Davidson ‘Felt Like a F—ing Loser’ When ‘SNL’ Joked About His Personal Life: ‘You Feel Small’ and ‘Super Insecure’ – Variety

  1. Pete Davidson ‘Felt Like a F—ing Loser’ When ‘SNL’ Joked About His Personal Life: ‘You Feel Small’ and ‘Super Insecure’ Variety
  2. Pete Davidson Felt Like a ‘Loser’ Being Made Fun of on ‘Saturday Night Live’ for His Dating Life: ‘You Feel Insecure’ Yahoo Entertainment
  3. Pete Davidson Spoke In Detail About His Mental Health And Said Being Viewed As A “Big Idiot” Who “Smokes Weed” Became “Humiliating” BuzzFeed News
  4. Pete Davidson has dated 10 people in 12 years, confused by interest in love life Insider
  5. Why does Pete Davidson make himself the butt of the joke? Jon Bernthal asks on Real Ones REAL ONES with Jon Bernthal
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Pete Davidson ‘Felt Like a F—ing Loser’ When ‘SNL’ Joked About His Personal Life: ‘You Feel Small’ and ‘Super Insecure’ – Variety

  1. Pete Davidson ‘Felt Like a F—ing Loser’ When ‘SNL’ Joked About His Personal Life: ‘You Feel Small’ and ‘Super Insecure’ Variety
  2. Pete Davidson Felt Like a ‘Loser’ Being Made Fun of on ‘Saturday Night Live’ for His Dating Life: ‘You Feel Insecure’ Yahoo Entertainment
  3. Pete Davidson Doesn’t Get Fans’ Interest in His Dating Life Entertainment Tonight
  4. Pete Davidson has dated ’12 people in 10 years’ | Entertainment | kpcnews.com KPCnews.com
  5. Pete Davidson says he’s confused by public interest in his love life: ‘In 12 years, I’ve dated 10 people’ Yahoo! Voices
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Ryan Reynolds Joked That His And Blake Lively’s House Has Turned Into A “Zoo” As He Opened Up About Their Fourth Baby For The First Time – BuzzFeed News

  1. Ryan Reynolds Joked That His And Blake Lively’s House Has Turned Into A “Zoo” As He Opened Up About Their Fourth Baby For The First Time BuzzFeed News
  2. Ryan Reynolds Says Blake Lively and New Baby Are ‘Doing Fantastic’ PEOPLE
  3. Ryan Reynolds Shares How Blake Lively Is Doing After Welcoming Baby No. 4 E! NEWS
  4. Ryan Reynolds Gives Update After Welcoming Fourth Child With Blake Lively Parade Magazine
  5. Ryan Reynolds Says His House Is a ‘Zoo’ After Blake Lively Gave Birth to Baby No. 4: ‘We’re Very Excited’ Us Weekly
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The day the Queen joked she looked just like Miss Piggy in Gyles Brandreth’s new biography

Settling into an open carriage for a birthday drive through Windsor, the Queen had an unexpected surprise. On the seat lay a bouquet of flowers and, beside it, a card in an envelope.

First she smelled the flowers; then she opened the envelope and looked at the card, before bursting into laughter.

The card, which was signed by staff in the Royal Mews at Buckingham Palace, where the carriages and horses are kept, pictured the Muppet character Miss Piggy.

‘I thought: “Well, she can’t sack us all,” ’ said palace coachman Alfred Oates, who worked for the Queen for 57 years. ‘But there she was, as the crowds could see, laughing the whole way round.’

Miss Piggy is a character created by Jim Henson Animation for The Muppet Show TV-Series, which originally aired between 1976-1981 in the US

Queen Elizabeth II arrives for the 2007 Royal Variety Performance at the Empire Theatre in Liverpool

Some of the palace’s stuffier courtiers thought Oates and his team presumptuous, to say the least.

The Queen, however, was in on the joke. Years earlier, watching a video of herself, she had called out to her husband: ‘Oh Philip, do look! I’ve got my Miss Piggy face on.’

As Gyles Brandreth’s sparkling new biography of the late Queen reveals, this instinctive and self‑deprecating wit was as important a part of her personality as the clothes she wore and the smile that lit up her face.

And perhaps nothing was more central to that than her ability not just to make a joke, but to take a joke, too.

Time and again, she demonstrated that she could find the funny side in anything, however difficult the circumstances.

Take, for example, the infamous 1982 break-in at Buckingham Palace, when intruder Michael Fagan scaled a drainpipe and made his way to the Queen’s bedroom, where she lay in bed.

While the world was convulsed by the peril in which the monarch had been put, the Queen herself was preoccupied with perfecting the reaction of her chambermaid, Lizzie, when she saw Fagan.

For weeks afterwards, the Queen regaled her friends and family by imitating Lizzie’s broad Yorkshire accent. ‘Bloody hell, ma’am,’ she would say. ‘What’s ’ee doing ’ere…?’

Written by author and broadcaster Gyles Brandreth, Elizabeth: An Intimate Portrait – which is currently being serialised in the Daily Mail and Mail on Sunday – is littered with fascinating vignettes about our longest-serving but still enigmatic sovereign

She’d long known that humour was a priceless regal skill, not only during her public duties to put the overwhelmed and the lost for words at ease, but also in private.

On one occasion, exasperated by the behaviour of Prince Andrew, she sighed to her then daughter-in-law, Sarah Ferguson: ‘I am so glad you have taken Andrew off our hands, but why on earth did you do it?’ The laughter that followed the remark hid the shadow that was already stealing across the marriage.

The psychology of such comments is illuminating, of course. What then should we make of her observation to Andrew — as reported by Brandreth — after he had explained the sorry saga of his long relationship with the sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, and which led to him being stripped of his public roles?

‘Intriguing,’ was her one-word reply. Certainly, it illustrates her mastery of the understatement and also her liking for brevity. The Queen never ever said more than was absolutely necessary.

Dry and sardonic, yes, but also mysterious. It is tempting to wonder what Andrew made of it. Did he, as some have suggested, view his mother’s comment as a sign she had forgiven him, or was he as perplexed as the rest of us?

For years, the Queen’s ability to say nothing, while speaking volumes, was undoubtedly one of her greatest strengths.

When a government minister’s mobile phone rang — in contravention of the rules — as she took a meeting of the Privy Council, she cuttingly opined: ‘I hope that wasn’t someone important.’

With the Queen, duty always went hand-in-hand with laughter. Many of her friends have testified to how often she found things amusing and how, at times, they saw her laugh ‘till she cries’.

‘She had a marvellous sense of the ridiculous,’ one companion explained. ‘You only have to think of what happened the time she lost her lipstick in the loo.

‘It was at a private function and she’d gone off to the ladies’ accompanied by a lady-in-waiting. The lipstick rolled under the door of a cubicle, which was occupied — so they had to wait until the other person had gone before they could retrieve it.

‘The Queen thought the whole thing was extremely funny and couldn’t stop laughing about it.’

She would find humour in the most unexpected of places. Sir Michael Oswald, who was the Queen’s racing advisor, liked to tell the story of a horse she had in training called Harvest Song.

He made a call to her page, Barry Mitford, at Buckingham Palace one morning to say it was running in the 2.30 at Fontwell and that it was on TV, in case they wanted to watch it or record it for her. ‘Barry got rather excited at this, asking will it win and should he have a flutter,’ Sir Michael recalled. ‘I told him under no circumstances should he waste any money on it: that I had more chance of winning the 100m at the Olympics.’

Harvest Song started as a 50-1 rank outsider and won the race by five-and-a-half lengths.

When Sir Michael later rang the Queen to ask if she’d watched the race, she replied: ‘Oh yes, and may I say that Barry is standing next to me. If I was you, I would find some dark glasses and a good disguise next time you come anywhere near this place.’

So where did this sense of humour come from and how important was it to the Queen?

Some of it was undoubtedly inherited. The Queen Mother could be mischievous. ‘Have you been reigning today, Lilibet?’ she would ask her daughter in mock seriousness, as the Queen returned from an engagement.

Her quip when, aged 95, she learned that a masked intruder wielding a crossbow — intercepted in the grounds of Windsor Castle — had announced he had come to kill the Queen, could have come from her waggish mother. ‘Well, that would have put a dampener on Christmas, wouldn’t it?’

Queen Elizabeth II attends the Out-Sourcing Inc. Royal Windsor Cup polo match and a carriage driving display by the British Driving Society at Guards Polo Club, Smith’s Lawn on July 11, 2021

But at the same time, the Queen’s exposure to the male-dominated royal world where waspish asides and ruthless put-downs are part of the currency of palace life has also been pivotal.

‘It’s quick, sardonic and it’s observed,’ says one palace figure. ‘And the Queen loved it.’

Irreverent impressions were her forte. Aides recall the time a North Country mayor was introduced to the Queen and insisted on complimenting her by saying how much prettier she was in the flesh than in her pictures.

‘Later that day, the Queen did an impression of the poor man telling her this in a Northern accent, which had everyone holding their sides, including Prince Philip,’ says the retired courtier.

‘She wasn’t mocking him, just having fun.’

Michael Noakes, the distinguished artist, was at Buckingham Palace painting her for the City of Manchester in her Order of the Bath robes, and for the best light effect he had her standing near a window in the Yellow Drawing Room.

As he later told me: ‘She was peering out of the window and keeping up a running commentary of people’s reactions to seeing her standing there — “Gee, Maud [in an American accent] it can’t be” . . . “Oh no, he’s decided it can’t be, he’s moved on now.” And: “Ooh, a car has just been hit by a taxi, I think there’s going to be a fight.” She was very funny.’

Sir Antony Jay, co-author of Yes Minister and who also wrote the script of the ground-breaking 1969 TV documentary Royal Family, recalls finding the Queen to be not as he expected when he sat next to her at a lunch. ‘She’d just had her portrait painted and was rather acid about the artist rather than the portrait,’ he says. ‘She was confident and opinionated in a way you’d never see in public.’

Head coachman Colin Henderson recalls being with the Queen at the Windsor Horse Show when one of her grandchildren came up to her in the Royal Box. ‘The Queen said: “Did you have a good lunch?” and the child replied: “Yes, granny.” To which the Queen said: “I thought so — you’ve got it all down your front.” ’

One running joke involved Audrey Dellow, the organist for 40 years in the Royal Chapel at Windsor, who, according to Canon John Ovenden, competed with Her Majesty every Sunday over who was wearing the best hat.

‘She could see the Queen in her mirror because the organ was almost opposite the royal pew,’ recalled Canon Ovenden. ‘Everyone was in on the joke.’

Hats also featured when the Queen paid a visit to Washington in 1991.

For the official welcome, she’d been obscured by the height of a lectern, meaning only her eyes and hat were visible to spectators. So the following day, she began her address to a joint session of Congress with the words: ‘I hope you can all see me …’

Even in her final years, that impish humour remained firmly in place. Her appearance at last year’s G7 summit in Cornwall, eight weeks after Prince Philip’s funeral, was remarkable. It was not just the warmth she radiated among some of the most bombastic personalities on the planet, but her sense of fun. As the leaders of the world’s top economies jostled for the official photographs, she asked: ‘Are you supposed to be enjoying yourselves?’ with a knowing grin.

The subtext was clear: even if they weren’t, she certainly was. And her observation went a long way to show that she had emerged from her period of mourning and was returning to the fray to participate fully in the affairs of the kingdom.

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Google Engineers Joked About How Incognito Mode Isn’t Very Incognito

“We need to stop calling it Incognito and stop using a Spy Guy icon.”

I Spy

Google is at the center of an icky lawsuit, filed in May, that alleges the Silicon Valley giant misled the public about how much data it collects from users even when they’re in its Chrome browser’s “Incognito” private browsing mode. And while those allegations are concerning, one of the more eye-brow raising details to emerge from the lawsuit is the Google employees’ potentially compromising jokes on the matter.

But what was also revealed in court was a very serious email from Google marketing chief Lorraine Twohill sent to CEO Sundar Pichai.

“Make Incognito Mode truly private,” Twohill wrote in the email last year, as quoted by Bloomberg. “We are limited in how strongly we can market Incognito because it’s not truly private, thus requiring really fuzzy, hedging language that is almost more damaging.”

Jokes Don’t Lie

The email, along with plenty of others communications, were revealed in court documents from the pending trial. Many of them show that Google’s engineering grunts thought the company’s outward disposition on Incognito mode was suspect and misleading.

Sharing a study that demonstrated users misunderstood Incognito mode’s limited privacy, one Chrome engineer wrote in a 2018 group chat to colleagues that “we need to stop calling it Incognito and stop using a Spy Guy icon,” referring to Incognito mode’s dorky icon that depicts the silhouette of a cartoon spy wearing sunglasses and a fedora.

Another engineer responded by linking to a wiki page of a character on “The Simpsons” called Guy Incognito, who looks exactly like Homer Simpson — if he was dressed in a bad disguise.

“Regardless of the name,” the employee continued, “the Incognito icon should have always been [Guy Incognito]… which also accurately conveys the level of privacy it provides.”

Been Made

All told, yikes. That’s a pretty damning — and funny — insight into how much Google’s own employees believed in the browsing mode’s privacy, which is to say not a lot.

Google, in its defense, argues that it makes it clear to users that Incognito mode isn’t fully private, and that its users have already consented to have their data tracked by the company. The trial doesn’t have a date set yet, but it could potentially unveil what kind of data Google keeps in store from Incognito. It’ll be fascinating to watch play out.

Read more: Google’s ‘Incognito’ Mode Inspires Staff Jokes — and a Big Lawsuit

More on: Google Not Releasing New Video-Generating AI Because of Small Issue With Gore, Porn and Racism

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George Floyd Death: Derek Chauvin joked while restraining Floyd, former officer testifies

Citing body camera video transcripts, Assistant US Attorney Manda Sertich asked Kueng during cross-examination what he was laughing at on video. Kueng told the jury that a few days earlier, he and Chauvin had responded to an incident at a hospital involving a patient who was restrained and yelling that he could not breathe.

After a nurse had said, “it takes a lot of oxygen,” Chauvin said that he would use that line. Kueng referred to it as “a brief moment of levity.”

Kueng is one of three officers — including Tou Thao and Thomas Lane — standing trial in federal court for violating Floyd’s civil rights.

All three are each charged with deprivation of rights under color of law while Chauvin restrained Floyd. Thao and Kueng are also charged with willfully failing to intervene in Chauvin’s use of unreasonable force, resulting in Floyd’s death.

The three have pleaded not guilty to the federal charges and are being tried together. Chauvin admitted guilt in December as part of a plea deal.

All three former officers will face a state trial later this year on charges of aiding and abetting in Floyd’s murder.

Kueng testified he could have performed CPR on Floyd

Sertich asked Kueng about the moments leading up to Floyd’s restraint and about his recollection of Floyd on the ground.

“I recall officer Chauvin saying we’re going to bring him down,” Kueng told the jury.

While displaying a Minneapolis Police Department training document titled “Conscious Neck Restraint,” Kueng said he had not been trained or aware of the “technique using the leg.”

“The senior officer must have been trained in it at some point,” Kueng continued, referring to Chauvin pressing his knee on Floyd’s neck.

Sertich then attempted to show a portion of Thao’s bodycam video showing the scene about one minute into Floyd’s restraint. Kueng’s defense attorney, Thomas Plunkett, objected to the use of bodycam audio, claiming it showed a perspective Kueng was not aware of at the time.

Sertich asked if Kueng could see that Floyd had stopped moving at some point.

“Yes, at some point,” he replied, adding that Lane had said Floyd was passing out.

Kueng defined it as a medical concern, but not a “serious medical need,” as Sertich referred to it.

Sertich asked if it’s fair to say that Kueng could have performed CPR in his position while on the ground.

Kueng agreed, saying that they could have uncuffed him and secured the scene. He added that the paramedic seemed “quite casual” when he arrived.

Kueng testified he had little experience handling large individuals

Kueng testified he had little experience handling large individuals resisting arrest before the fatal encounter with Floyd.

Citing a December 2019 call for service involving an intoxicated person striking people at a bar, Sertich asked Kueng if the man continued to resist arrest after being handcuffed.

“After he was handcuffed, that arrestee kept resisting right?” Sertich asked.

“I think so ma’am, to some degree, yes,” Kueng responded.

Sertich asked if he and the other two officers with him in 2019 tried to get the handcuffed subject into an upright position while he continued to resist arrest.

“Yes ma’am,” Kueng responded.

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Pete Davidson And Colin Jost Joked About Their Ferry On SNL

“We bought a ferry! The windowless van of the sea.”

Once again, Saturday Night Live is making jokes about Pete Davidson’s life outside of the show, but this time the joke is about a recent purchase he made with one of his costars.

It happened during this week’s “Weekend Update,” when anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che were joined by “Guy Who Just Bought a Boat” (Alex Moffat).


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“Guy Who Just Bought a Boat” comes on “Update” to talk about any particular topic, but ends up making terrible, awful, cringey sex jokes that frequently reference his small penis and lacking sexual ability. I promise it’s funny.

It was quickly pointed out that Colin himself is a new boat owner, leading him to invite “Guy Who Just Bought a Ferry” on stage…Pete Davidson, the co-owner of said boat.

Pete quickly made a joke about their co-investor, who he guarantees is a real person.

Then they talked about the sheer size of the ferry, which is when things started to go downhill for Pete.


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Pete was giggling from the moment he came out, but the man really lost it at “Mine’s like a tuna can.”

Colin and “Guy” kept talking about the ferry while Pete happily giggled next to them, and no, he never recovered his composure. Even Colin lost it a little bit!


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Pete could barely squeak out his last line, it was very funny.

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Boris Johnson’s aides joked about Christmas party in Downing Street while London was in lockdown

The party is said to have happened on December 18, when London was under “Tier 3” lockdown restrictions meaning people were not allowed to mix indoors with anyone outside their household or support bubble.

The recording is of a mock press briefing on December 22, 2020, four days after the event is alleged to have taken place, according to CNN affiliate ITV.

It shows the PM’s then-press secretary, Allegra Stratton, joking when asked by a fellow No. 10 official about reports of a Christmas party. She laughs, says she “went home” then says “this fictional party was a business meeting and it was not socially distanced.”

Stratton, who was serving as the Prime Minister’s COP26 spokeswoman, said her comments have become a “distraction” in the fight against coronavirus, and offered her resignation on Wednesday afternoon. “I understand the anger and frustration that people feel,” she said in a statement on camera.

“To all who lost loved ones, endured intolerable loneliness and struggled with your businesses — I am sorry and this afternoon I offered my resignation to the Prime Minister.”

Johnson said Wednesday he apologizes unreservedly for the offense the leaked video has caused.

He told Prime Minister’s Questions in parliament: “I understand and share the anger up and down the country at seeing Number 10 staff seeming to make light of lockdown measures.

“I can understand how infuriating it must be to think that the people who have been setting the rules have not been following the rules, Mr. Speaker, because I was also furious to see that clip. I apologize unreservedly for the offense that it has caused up and down the country and I apologize for the impression that it gives.”

Johnson said he has been repeatedly assured since reports of a Downing Street Christmas party last year emerged that there was no party and that no Covid rules were broken.

“I have asked the Cabinet Secretary to establish facts and report back as soon as possible. And Mr. Speaker, it goes without saying that if those rules were broken, then there will be disciplinary action for all those involved.”

Since the emergence of the video, Downing Street has reiterated “there was no Christmas party and coronavirus rules had been followed at all times.”

CNN approached numerous government officials for comment but had no reply.

Responding to the video, UK opposition Labour leader Keir Starmer told parliament Johnson “has been caught red handed.”

“Why doesn’t he end the investigation right now by just admitting it?” Starmer said.

“No one was dreaming of a Zoom Christmas, turkey dinners for one, gifts exchanged at service stations. But the virus was out of control…. So the British people put the health of others above themselves and followed the rules. Isn’t the Prime Minister ashamed that his Downing Street couldn’t do the same?” Starmer said.

On December 18, 2020, the day of the alleged Downing Street party, the UK reported 514 Covid deaths, according to the government’s dashboard.

The Scottish National Party’s Westminster leader Ian Blackford called for Johnson’s resignation.

“It is time for members in this house to act if he doesn’t reign, that he must be removed,” he said.

Labour party lawmaker David Lammy tweeted: “While people lost their lives, No10 partied. While people stuck to the rules, No10 broke them. While the nation suffered, they joked. This is absolutely sickening. They are laughing at us all. It’s one rule for them and another for the rest of us.”

A lawmaker from Boris Johnson’s Conservative party, Tobias Ellwood, told the BBC Wednesday the government needs to show “it takes it [the criticism] seriously” and get ahead of the story.

Another Conservative MP, Charles Walker, told Times Radio on Wednesday: “I think now that, going forward, any [coronavirus] measures will be advisory. I think it would be very difficult to enshrine them in law and then once again ask our poor police forces to enforce them,” after the emergence of the video.

CNN’s Niamh Kennedy and Amy Cassidy contributed to this report.

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