“We bought a ferry! The windowless van of the sea.”
Once again, Saturday Night Live is making jokes about Pete Davidson’s life outside of the show, but this time the joke is about a recent purchase he made with one of his costars.
It happened during this week’s “Weekend Update,” when anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che were joined by “Guy Who Just Bought a Boat” (Alex Moffat).
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“Guy Who Just Bought a Boat” comes on “Update” to talk about any particular topic, but ends up making terrible, awful, cringey sex jokes that frequently reference his small penis and lacking sexual ability. I promise it’s funny.
It was quickly pointed out that Colin himself is a new boat owner, leading him to invite “Guy Who Just Bought a Ferry” on stage…Pete Davidson, the co-owner of said boat.
Pete quickly made a joke about their co-investor, who he guarantees is a real person.
Then they talked about the sheer size of the ferry, which is when things started to go downhill for Pete.
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Pete was giggling from the moment he came out, but the man really lost it at “Mine’s like a tuna can.”
Colin and “Guy” kept talking about the ferry while Pete happily giggled next to them, and no, he never recovered his composure. Even Colin lost it a little bit!
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Pete could barely squeak out his last line, it was very funny.