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The Dallas Stars love America, but apparently not their neighbors

In order to save electricity, the promenade lights and screens are turned off in front of American Airlines Center in Dallas.
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Texas’ complete handcuffing by winter’s rare invasion into the state is a scary situation, and thousands not having power or heat in sub-freezing temperatures is a real problem. You know that. I know that. But apparently the Dallas Stars don’t seem to know it, and required the mayor of Dallas’ office to illustrate the point to them.

You remember the Stars from such episodes as trying to stand up for America and defend/fuck the flag when no one asked last week. This time around, right up until an hour or two until their scheduled game with the Nashville Predators, they were planning on playing in the American Airlines Center with all frozen hell breaking loose around them in the Metroplex. Residents with power were asked to conserve what they could for fear of overwhelming the grid.

Meanwhile, here were the Stars trying to fire up a whole arena for a game of hockey. This tweet from Stars beat writer for The Athletic Saad Yousuf was less than two hours before puck-drop was supposed to be:

Then this statement was released by the NHL less than an hour from game time:

Apparently, the mayor of Dallas had to request that the Stars do the sensible thing and not use the power that it takes to keep an arena running for this game. The AAC is on the same grid as area hospitals, so you’d think it would be common sense with electricity scarce that you might not want to risk that. But that’s not the realm the Stars live in. After all, there’s an anthem to be played! That’ll show the snow!

Though you have to admit, there is something truly symbolic about the Stars running in to defend the honor of an inert flag and tradition that really serves no one, but have to be dragged and prodded over the line when it comes to actually helping people out in their time of need. Maybe the Stars are as American as they’ve told us.


Meanwhile, in places where teams could get on the ice without endangering their community, the Maple Leafs endangered the mental well-being of their always staid and reasonable fanbase by blowing a four-goal, 5-1 lead to the Senators and losing in OT, 6-5. The Leafs had won 8 of 10 before this to rocket up to first in the NHL’s RoughRider division. But their outing before this one saw them blow a third-period lead to the Canadiens, and now this loss will certainly have the boys on TSN wondering if they have to light Freddie Andersen on fire to appease the hockey gods or something.

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‘Shop Contest: Tall Lady, Winners

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Last week, after resisting as long as I could, I asked you all to create some images featuring the internet’s favorite new woman: That tall lady vampire from Resident Evil Village.

Our winning image this week comes from Richardrae1 who GIGAMAX’s an already tall lady. That seems like a dangerous game to be playing.

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As I expected, this contest got a lot of entries! She’s popular. I get it. And most of you followed my rule about sticking her in a video game. Some of you are rebels who break the rules. Or you just didn’t actually read my post. The first reason is cool. I respect that. The second reason makes me sad. I thought you liked my words? I’m going to go hug the tall lady. She’s nic- *Throat ripped out.*

Anyway, you can check out the original post to see all the entries, but here are some of my favorites.

raftos wins the award for “Most Awkward Jump Scare.”
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monoartan grabs the award for “Best Concert Of 2021.”
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ebregis snags the award for “The Best Honey I Shrunk The Kids Remake.”
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Bryant Tintle gets the award for “Most Powerful Tall Lady.”
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Badonkagronk receives the award for “Best Defensive Player of The Year.”
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sauceynoodle nabs the award for “Best Anime Crossover.”
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modium grabs the award for “Smartest Way To Do This Obvious Joke While Still Using A Video Game.”
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Lastlivingsoul grabs the award for “Worst Gift.”
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kaput noob picks up the award for “TALL LADY?!?!”
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And finally, amazingmeow wins the award for “Best Recreation Of Half My Twitter Timeline Since She Was Revealed.”
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That’s it for this week’s contest! If your creation didn’t win, don’t worry! There’s always tomorrow when I’ll be back with a new ‘Shop Contest. And you can check out all our previous winners here!

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GTA Online Player Pulls Off Amazing Escape

In Grand Theft Auto Online, bad things can happen at any moment. And when these bad moments surprise you, rarely can you get out of them, let allow survive in style. But every now and then someone gets very lucky.

For example, Reddit user MagicBeans69420 uploaded a short clip of them barely surviving something that probably should have killed them.

In the clip, their car drives up a ramp, hits another car stuck at the top, and begins to spin off the edge. The entire ramp is hundreds of feet above the ground, so falling would be certain death. Magicbeans does the only thing they can do at that moment: they leap out of the car. But they don’t land on the ramp, instead, they land on top of the other car, which is also falling off the ramp now. And yet, they are able to quickly run off the moving car and back onto the stable ramp, surviving the whole ordeal.

Meanwhile, I still fall downhills in GTA Online while just trying to walk slowly.

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Unlock Your iPhone With Your Apple Watch When Wearing a Face Mask

Apple’s iOS 13.5 update made your iPhone jump to your secondary method of authentication more quickly when you’re trying to use Face ID while wearing a face mask, but it’s still an arduous process you have to go through each time you want to unlock your iPhone. iOS 14.5 fixes this by adding in a new auto-unlock option for those who also own an Apple Watch; I do, and this is too good a feature to wait for.

I say “wait for” because iOS 14.5 isn’t technically available to the public yet. Apple’s testing the update as part of a developer beta—that wonderful phrase that suggests you’re in for a potentially buggy experience if you opt to slap it on your iPhone right now. I go back and forth on this; I love being able to access the latest features, but having a sluggish or otherwise fussy iPhone—especially if it’s my primary device—isn’t the best experience.

Still, in these pandemic times, having to tap-tap-tap my iPhone after I’ve gotten used to the wonderful convenience of Face ID isn’t very fun, either. So much so, that I think I’m going to go ahead and install the iOS 14.5 beta. What’s the worst that could happen?

If you’d like to join me, here’s how you can get into this normally-for-developers beta. To start, make a backup of your iPhone, whether you’re sending it to iCloud (via Settings > your Apple ID > iCloud > iCloud Backup) or connecting your iPhone to a computer and performing a manual backup. This is important, as you’ll want to be able to revert back to your normal operating system if the beta is too buggy for your tastes.

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Next, open Safari on your iPhone and navigate over to Beta Profiles. Tap “Download” on the box for the iOS 14.5 beta and don’t be stymied by the warning screen:

When prompted by your iPhone about downloading a configuration profile to your device, tap “Allow.” Once done, close Safari and open up your Settings app. Tap on General > Profile, where you’ll find the profile you just downloaded. Tap on it, and then tap on Install in the upper-right corner. You’ll eventually be asked to restart your iPhone as part of the installation process. Do that.

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Once your iPhone boots back up, tap on Settings again, and then General > Software Update. You should now be able to download the iOS 14.5 Developer Beta (if it hasn’t already started downloading).

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Once it’s done, you’ll find the new Apple Watch-unlock feature in Settings > Face ID & Passcode. However, you’ll also need to repeat these same steps to install the developer beta of watchOS 7.4 (updating your Apple Watch as you normally would in the end, rather than going to your iPhone’s Software Update section).

Don’t assume that this handy feature will work each time you’re using your iPhone while wearing your Apple Watch. The feature, designed for pandemic life, requires your iPhone to detect that you’re wearing a face mask. If it does, and you’re also wearing your (passcode-enabled and unlocked) Apple Watch, your iPhone will unlock automatically. If you aren’t wearing a mask, you’ll have to unlock your iPhone the old-fashioned way.

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