Jessica Simpson’s “teenage fantasy” came to life when she began hooking up with a “massive movie star” — only to find out he was taken.
The singer detailed her “sexy” yet “demeaning” connection with the unnamed actor in “Movie Star: They Always Say They’re Single,” a “short and true story” published Wednesday.
The “Dukes of Hazzard” alum, 42, was on a break from Nick Lachey when the “hot” mystery A-lister “eyed [her] up and down” at the 2001 MTV Video Music Awards.
“He was undressing me with his eyes,” Simpson told readers.
Although the “Blonde Ambition” star got the man’s number, she ultimately reconciled with Lachey, 49, and did not call.
Jessica Simpson once had a secret romance with a taken movie star.jessicasimpson/InstagramThe singer’s “teenage fantasy” turned sour.WireImage
However, the “Newlyweds” alums divorced in 2006, and Simpson subsequently shared a kiss with the unnamed movie star at the Beverly Hills Hotel. The smooch gave her a “warm rush all the way down my body.”
The mystery man told Simpson at the time that his relationship with his girlfriend was “completely over.”
Simpson, who has had many high-profile relationships over the years, did not name the “massive” actor. WireImage
Simpson, who has had many high-profile relationships over the years, did not name the “massive” actor. WireImage
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Simpson, who has had many high-profile relationships over the years, did not name the “massive” actor. WireImage
Simpson, who has had many high-profile relationships over the years, did not name the “massive” actor. WireImage
Simpson, who has had many high-profile relationships over the years, did not name the “massive” actor. Getty Images
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He and Simpson went on to hang out in nightclubs, at her mutual friend’s house and even on a movie set.
Eventually, the fashion designer began to feel “like a call girl” who was only there “to have sex” with the celeb.
The actress is now married to Eric Johnson.jessicasimpson/Instagram
She recalled meeting him at a hotel via the building’s private entrance and walking up fire stairs to reach his room, which she later realized was meant to “hide me from his chick.”
Simpson ended things, writing, “I didn’t care if he was my teenage fantasy come to life, this was not a choice that same girl, my younger self, would be proud of.”
The pair have three children.jessicasimpson/Instagram
The fling was not mentioned in Simpson’s “Open Book” memoir, which came out in February 2020 and is currently being adapted into a scripted series.
Simpson’s book did, however, cover her other high-profile romances with singer John Mayer, stuntman Johnny Knoxville, athlete Tony Romo and more stars.
The actress has been married to NFL player Eric Johnson since 2014. The couple share daughters Maxwell, 10, and Birdie, 3, as well as son Ace, 9.
Americans who think they might have been exposed to monkeypox should take precautions like masturbating 6 feet apart from their partner to prevent the spread of the virus, according to health officials.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention earlier this month issued a list of safe activities for sexually active patients to engage in. Among the recommendations, are avoiding kissing and “having sex with your clothes on or covering areas where rash or sores are present.”
Patients and prospective patients are also advised to “wash your hands, fetish gear, sex toys and any fabrics” after having sex and “masturbate together at a distance of at least 6 feet, without touching each other and without touching any rash or sores.”
The odd guidance invoked New York City’s bizarre recommendation that sexually active people use “glory holes” during the coronavirus pandemic to prevent the spread of COVID-19.
The World Health Organization is investigating whether monkeypox can be sexually transmitted after the virus was detected in a patient’s semen.
After monkeypox was detected in one patient’s semen, the World Health Organization is determining whether the virus can be sexually transmitted. AP
The vast majority of the monkeypox cases in England were connected to sexually active gay men, health officials said last week.
There were 19 confirmed cases of the potentially serious virus in New York City, officials said Thursday.
Patients experience a flu-like illness and swelling of the lymph nodes before developing a rash on their face and body.
The virus is not nearly as contagious as COVID-19 and is transmitted through bodily fluids and prolonged contact with infected areas, the health department said.
A Colorado college student embodied the expression “love hurts” after revealing that she suffers from a rare semen allergy that causes her to experience “excruciating” pain whenever she engaged in sexual activity.
“Essentially, I’m allergic to sex,” Longmont’s Chloe Lowery, 18, told Kennedy News of her unfortunate affliction, which began when she first started sex-perimenting.
The English major and aspiring professor specifically suffers from human seminal plasma hypersensitivity, in which contact with the proteins in sperm causes her to experience extreme reactions, including redness and a “burning” sensation. Oral sex is particularly hazardous if seminal fluids touch her face, the scholar can even suffer temporary paralysis.
“Essentially, I’m allergic to sex,” said Longmont’s Chloe Lowery, 18.Kennedy News and Media“I have had a reaction vaginally and it’s the same kind of deal but instead of numbing, it’s more like a burning and I get really inflamed in that area,” lamented the pained lady, who analogized the feeling to “a million acupuncture needles.”Kennedy News and Media
Lowery explained that she first noticed something was awry during her “third or so sexual experience.”
“I hadn’t had contact with it [semen] before then and it got on my skin and I kind of turned red and I didn’t think much of it as I turn red sometimes,” described the college gal. “But then during another encounter, it was in my mouth and I looked like I had bell’s palsy in half my face for about three hours because I went into facial paralysis temporarily.”
She continued, “It was on the right side of my face, it was droopy and I just couldn’t express emotion at least with my mouth. It kind of felt like when you get a numbing shot at the dentist in your gums.”
“People actually want to know more but of course, they don’t want to do their own research, so they ask me for all the details,” said Lowery.Kennedy News and Media
Thankfully Lowery regained facial function, although she says she has since avoided oral sex to prevent another mishap.
The flummoxed literature buff initially suspected she had a sperm allergy, which sounded outlandish, until she did some online research and discovered that was, in fact, a real condition.
Lowery later reported to the doctor, who confirmed her diagnosis. She also reportedly tested negative for STDs, which further pointed to HSPH as the cause of her symptoms.
For Lowery, love literally hurts.Kennedy News and MediaLowery has come to accept her condition.Kennedy News and Media
Surprisingly, this seemingly “counterproductive” condition is not exceedingly rare — affecting one in 40,000 people — but Lowery said her symptoms are likely more pronounced than in most patients.
“I have had a reaction vaginally and it’s the same kind of deal but instead of numbing, it’s more like a burning and I get really inflamed in that area,” lamented the pained lady, who analogized the feeling to “a million acupuncture needles.”
“Every or any time I get semen inside of me it happens. Even the littlest bit, even precum,” explained Lowery. She added that the severity of the side effects depends on the quantity of sperm she’s made contact with, while symptoms can last anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour.
“Every or any time I get semen inside of me it happens,” explained Lowery.Kennedy News and Media
Meanwhile, research has found that HSPH can even induce anaphylaxis, a potentially life-threatening condition also caused by bee stings, peanuts and other allergens.
Fortunately, the sperm-averse gal has been able to mitigate the symptoms by trying to urinate for “good sexual practice” and applying ice to the problem area if needed, Kennedy reported. Condoms also help prevent more serious reactions.
One of Lowery’s biggest concerns, though, was how her sex partners would react to her condition.
Lowery said she first started noticing symptoms during her third ever session in the sack.Kennedy News and Media
“I have to disclose it to partners like ‘by the way, there’s certain things I can’t do because of what I have,’ ” she explained.
Fortunately, as of yet, no one has seemed to mind. “They think that it’s actually more interesting or funny than anything, so it hasn’t caused me any relationship issues,” Lowery said.
“People actually want to know more but of course, they don’t want to do their own research, so they ask me for all the details,” the bemused lady added. “People just don’t even believe it’s a thing because it’s so uncommon or at least it’s not spoken about, so they’re more intrigued than anything.”
“I have to disclose it to partners like ‘by the way, there’s certain things I can’t do because of what I have,’ ” Lowery said. Kennedy News and MediaLowery has been able to mitigate the symptoms by applying ice to the problem area if needed.Kennedy News and Media
And, Lowery appears to be taking her semen allergy in stride, explaining:
“Once I describe my experience they believe me, but at first a lot of the time people are like ‘no way, that’s a real thing?’ and then they go ‘oh, that sucks’ and I’m like ‘it doesn’t, I live with it, there’s worse things out there.’ “
Unfortunately, HSPH is not the only semen-sparked affliction.
Research shows that some rompers suffer from post-orgasmic illness syndrome (POIS), another alleged sperm allergy that causes fatigue, a stuffy nose and other flu-like symptoms, which begin immediately after the deed is done.
A big brain isn’t a dolphin’s only human-like attribute: Massachusetts scientists have discovered that these marine mammals have large and well-developed clitorises, which apparently provide as much pleasure as a human’s. The study was published Monday in the journal Current Biology, according to Eureka Alert.
“The dolphin clitoris has many features to suggest that it functions to provide pleasure to females,” said Patricia Brennan, an assistant biology professor at Mount Holyoke College in Massachusetts, who authored the amorous article.
Brennan got inspired to conduct the research while studying dolphin clitoral evolution.
Dolphins use their clitorises for more than reproduction.Patricia Brennan
“Every time we dissected a vagina, we would see this very large clitoris, and we were curious whether anyone had examined it in detail to see if it worked like a human clitoris,” Brennan explained. “We knew that dolphins have sex not just to reproduce, but also to solidify social bonds, so it seemed likely that the clitoris could be functional.”
To determine that dolphins’ sex organs are not just for procreation, Brennan and her team examined the anatomy of 11 bottlenose dolphins that were found dead on US beaches.
They found that their vulvas were surprisingly “similar” to the shape of a human’s, which Brennan found interesting given that “entire pelvis of dolphins is so different.”
Just like their bipedal brethren, the female bottlenose’s sex organ is enveloped in a hood, New Scientist reported. As the critter matures, this cover becomes wrinkled, potentially causing the vulva tip to become engorged with blood when aroused.
“Also, the size of the nerves in the clitoris body was very surprising,” Brennan said. “Some were larger than half a millimeter in diameter.”
Her dolphin pleasure theory is supported by the fact that their vaginas are located in a spot that would make coital stimulation nearly inevitable. Not only that, but the animals have sex year-round — even when they can’t conceive — and have even been observed probing each other’s genitals with their flukes, flippers and snouts.
Brennan ultimately hopes that her research will help broaden our understanding of both human and animal sex lives.
“This neglect in the study of female sexuality has left us with an incomplete picture of the true nature of sexual behaviors,” she said. “Studying and understanding sexual behaviors in nature is a fundamental part of understanding the animal experience and may even have important medical applications in the future.”
Researchers were surprised at the size of the nerves in the dolphin’s clitoris.Patricia Brennan
