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Bye-Bye, Brady
Quarterback Tom Brady officially announced his retirement from the N.F.L. on Tuesday, writing on Instagram that other things require his attention.
“Man, when they said everyone is quitting their jobs during the pandemic, they meant everybody,” Jimmy Fallon joked.
“Trump had such a habit of ripping up important documents, they had to hire people whose job was to tape them back together. I love that Robert Mueller couldn’t get him, but Trump might finally get brought down by a roll of Scotch tape.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“According to White House advisers, he once ate a sensitive document. He would have eaten more sensitive documents, but he ran out of ranch.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
The Bits Worth Watching
Trevor Noah and the “Daily Show” correspondent Ronny Chieng dug into the hot trend of green burials.
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
Martha Stewart will appear on Wednesday’s “Late Show.”